The Dallas Cowboys, dubbed “America’s Team,” are no strangers to the spotlight, but their latest viral moment isn’t about touchdowns-it’s about memes. But there’s a bombshell on X: Vegas oddsmakers give Zootopia 2, Disney’s animated sequel set for a fall release, better odds of winning Best Picture at the 2026 Oscars than the Cowboys have of hoisting the Super Bowl trophy in 2026. NFL fans, never ones to miss a jab, flooded social media with jokes, turning the Cowboys’ 7-10 record from 2024 into comedic gold.
“Zootopia 2 has a better shot at an Oscar than the Cowboys do at the Super Bowl,” a user posted, sparking a firestorm of fan quips. One X user chimed in, “Sequels rarely win, but the Cowboys NEVER win, so give me Zootopia 2.” The Cowboys’ Super Bowl odds sit at a grim +5000 (50-1), implying a 2% chance, while Zootopia 2-buoyed by the original’s 2017 Oscar win-has oddsmakers buzzing about its potential. Fans didn’t hold back, with another adding, “Funny and true,” alongside a laughing emoji.
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Dallas’ 2024 season was a letdown-no playoffs, a third-place NFC East finish behind the champion Eagles (14-3) and Commanders (13-4), and Dak Prescott sidelined by a hamstring injury. “Cowboys fans are used to this pain,” one X post jabbed, referencing the team’s 30-year Super Bowl drought since 1995.
Memes piled on, from Zootopia’s sloth DMV clerk outpacing Dallas’ offense to Judy Hopps catching a Lombardi Trophy before Jerry Jones. The team’s +100000 odds in December 2024 ranked them 21st league-wide, a far cry from contenders like Philadelphia (+650).
Cowboys memes explode as Zootopia 2 gets better odds than Super Bowl
Despite a roster boasting Micah Parsons and CeeDee Lamb, Vegas isn’t buying Dallas’ hype. “The Eagles and Commanders got stronger; Cowboys just got memes,” another fan tweeted. Zootopia 2‘s edge comes from Disney’s animation pedigree and early buzz, while Dallas faces a tough NFC East and questions about Prescott’s health at 31.
ESPN’s Joe Fortenbaugh called the Cowboys a “best bet” at 50-1, but admitted, “Do I think they’ll win? I do not.” Fans, meanwhile, keep the laughs coming, with one X post joking, “Zootopia 2’s plot twist is better than Dallas’ playbook.”
The Cowboys’ faithful cling to hope-mock drafts eye defensive help, and Prescott’s rehab is on track-but for now, the internet’s having a field day. From Zootopia gifs to Oscar trophy mocks, fans are clear: Dallas’ 2025 dreams are a bigger long shot than an animated flick’s golden statue.
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