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Die Deutsche Läster-Meisterschaft ist eröffnet!
Vor dem vielleicht entscheidenden Bundesliga-Spieltag macht sich Bayern-Boss Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (54) lustig über Schalke.
Nachdem Felix Magath (56) seine Spieler zum Schwimm-Training geschickt hat, veräppelt Rummenigge den Schalke-Trainer in „Sport1“: „Das hätte ich auch getan. Am Ende säuft sonst noch einer ab…“
Weil Gelsenkirchens OB Frank Baranowski den Rathaus-Balkon aus Platzgründen für eine Meister-Feier nicht freigibt, spottet Rummenigge: „Die Schalker haben ja gar keinen Balkon und müssten erstmal einen bauen. Bei der Finanzlage der Kommunen wollen wir ihnen das aber doch lieber ersparen…“
[–>Wie reagieren die Schalker?
Chef Clemens Tönnies (53): „Für den Meister-Fall bauen wir uns vor der Veltins-Arena einen Traum-Balkon! Ich lade Herrn Rummenigge zudem gerne ein und zeige ihm die schönsten Balkone unserer Stadt. Zum Schwimmen kann ich nur sagen: Magath ist nicht nur ein Meister-Trainer, sondern auch ein Meister-Schwimmer. Bei uns säuft garantiert niemand ab!“
Magath (hat als Trainer in 8 Spielen nie bei Hertha gewonnen) hielt gestern ein Geheimtraining im Berliner Jahn-Sportpark ab.
Rummenigges Rathaus-Spott beantwortet Magath gegenüber BILD grinsend: „Da hat Herr Rummenigge wohl recht, wir haben kein Geld, um uns einen Balkon zu kaufen…“
Magaths Blick verriet aber: Die richtige Antwort will er Bayern heute um 17.15 Uhr geben. Mit drei Punkten!
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